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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

2 Broke Girls and Business Insurance

A puppeteer sues Max and Caroline.
      
When Caroline arrives at the cupcake shop, she realizes that for the first time there are a flock of customers.

Max tells Caroline that she revamped the cupcake menu to have cupcakes named after ‘90s celebrities. Although Caroline thinks that Max should have discussed with her first on renaming the cupcakes, it’s safe to say that she’s on board with the idea when hipsters love nothing but confectionery nostalgia.

Business is going well until a puppeteer (guest star Andy Dick) with a Geppetto complex scares customers away with his marionette dolls.

While Caroline wants to solve the problem nicely by telling J. Petto (as he prefers to be called) to move elsewhere, Max cannot keep her snarky comments to herself. And when charming Pierre, the puppet, puts the moves on Caroline, creepiness is the least of her worries.

J. Petto insists that the girls contribute to his marionette fund like Pierre is some sort of prostitute, but the girls are keen on shooing the “serial killer” away.

When the puppeteer reveals that he received a national endowment for his work, Max is appalled. “What! The government paid for stuff like this, and I can’t get my back tooth fixed?”

The girls tell the puppeteer to move before they call the cops and go back to the confines of their cupcake shop.

A customer lets Max know that he dropped his David Hasselhoff cupcake before J. Petto comes inside the shop to tell the girls that they can’t treat someone who has studied puppetry in Paris that way.

J. Petto makes a glamorous entrance when he slips on David Hasselhoff and lands on Pierre. The puppeteer quickly leaves the shop despite Caroline’s offer for a free cupcake or coffee.
During the girls’ shift at the diner, the waitresses are served court papers because of the incident at the cupcake shop.

Han takes a look at the court papers and confirms that the girls are in fact being sued. To make nice, Max and Caroline try to smooth the situation over at J. Petto’s apartment.

The girls are greeted by another marionette when they knock on the door. Caroline asks for J. Petto and the marionette returns inside to retrieve the puppet master.

When Max and Caroline discover that J. Petto is not the one hurt but Pierre is the one damaged with a cast, J. Petto asserts that Pierre is his livelihood.

So what will it take for the lawsuit to go away? J. Petto insists on $1,000, and if Max says another remark, he’ll raise the price.

The girls decide to use Max’s gift of ‘90s trivia to enter in a hipster contest in order to win the money.

Nevertheless, when the girls return with the money, J. Petto demands more money. Caroline tells Max to go outside the apartment, so she can persuade the puppeteer, but when Caroline can’t even sway the creepy guy to drop the lawsuit, Max has something else up her sleeve
Before leaving the apartment, Max had snatched Pierre. When J. Petto realizes his marionette has gone missing, he knocks on the cupcake shop’s door.

Max has a pair of scissors on hand to mangle Pierre’s strings if J. Petto doesn’t drop the suit. In addition, Max has created a doll orgy of sorts when she practically defiles Pierre in front of the puppeteer. Caroline with a recorder on hand claims that she will upload this video for all to see and his business aimed towards children would be ruined.

Max and Caroline succeed in swaying J. Petto after all. The girls discuss possibly getting insurance for their shop in case another incident happens again, but what are the chances that another accident occurs?

Do you have YOUR business covered properly?

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Senate Passes $50 Billion Sandy Aid Package; Bill Goes to Obama


A long-delayed $50.5 billion aid package for victims of Superstorm Sandy cleared the Senate on Monday, three months after the storm destroyed or damaged hundreds of thousands of homes and businesses in coastal New York, New Jersey and Connecticut.
The package, approved 62-36 in the Democratic-controlled Senate, now goes to President Barack Obama to be signed into law. Added to flood insurance legislation passed by Congress earlier this month, it brings Sandy aid appropriations to $60.2 billion.
All the opposing lawmakers were Republicans. But nine Republicans joined Democrats in voting yes to narrowly cross the 60-vote threshold required for passage.
The Senate also defeated a Republican amendment that sought to offset the Sandy aid with cuts to discretionary spending spread over the next nine years.
The vote was delayed last week as Senate leaders wrangled over new rules aimed at limiting procedural roadblocks known as filibusters.
Sandy’s victims “have been waiting for three months for their federal government to step up and help them rebuild their lives and rebuild their livelihoods,” said Appropriations Committee Chairwoman Barbara Mikulski of Maryland. “They have been waiting and waiting.”
The package will provide $10 billion to repair public transport infrastructure, $5.3 billion to replenish the Federal Emergency Management Agency’s disaster relief fund and $16 billion in Community Development Block Grant funding – money to be used by municipalities largely to rebuild homes and businesses.
“This bill meets the current needs of the recovery efforts,” Mikulski said.
CAUGHT IN BUDGET DEBATE
The Sandy aid package became ensnared in a bitter partisan battle over deficit reduction. Many Republicans saw it as an opportunity to take a stand against a big spending increase after being forced to swallow tax hikes on the wealthy as part of the New Year’s deal to avert the “fiscal cliff.”
Republican Senator Mike Lee of Utah tried to rein in the Sandy package by seeking to offset the costs with a 0.5-percentage-point reduction in annual discretionary spending.
He said senators owed it to Americans to consider how the disaster spending might impair U.S. ability to fund other programs such as defense or healthcare.
“We have to stop and consider the fact that we are more than $16 trillion in debt and we’re adding to that debt at a rate of more than $1 trillion every single year,” Lee said.
His amendment was defeated 62-35 in another party-line split.
Conservative groups, including the Club for Growth and the Heritage Foundation, had urged senators to vote against the package without any offsets, saying it was filled with “pork.”
The Republican-controlled House of Representatives passed the $50.5 billion package on Jan. 15 – largely with Democratic votes – after shaving off about $160 million and preventing any funds from being diverted to disasters in other states.
House Speaker John Boehner enraged East Coast politicians on Jan. 1 by canceling a previously scheduled vote on Sandy emergency funds. The storm wiped out many New Jersey and New York shore communities and flooded lower Manhattan transit tunnels on Oct. 29.
Since then, Congress has approved $9.7 billion to shore up the National Flood Insuranceprogram to allow it to continue paying the Sandy-related claims of homeowners who bought flood insurance.
The $60.2 billion in aid is short of the $82 billion initially requested by New York, New Jerseyand Connecticut.
The legislative delays marked a stark contrast with the congressional response to Hurricane Katrina, which devastated Gulf Coast communities and flooded New Orleans in 2005.
Within 10 days of that storm, Congress had approved $62.3 billion in aid. Subsequent measures brought total taxpayer funds to rebuild the region to more than $100 billion.